Sex Toy or Dog Toy; The Aquatic Edition
Did you miss being absolutely disgusted every Saturday? For that one freak that raised their hand, this aquatic edition of Sex Toy or Dog Toy Saturday is dedicated to you. The rest of you… sorry....
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So remember yesterday when we said we were done mentioning tentacle porn…. We lied. So, which is an innocent toy meant for dogs and which comes to you from a dark corner of the wide world of web?...
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Ready to play another (a)rousing game of which one is for the pooch and which one is for the cooch? Sorry. We’ll never use that word again. Moving on… Option A Option B One of these has the word...
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We’re here to ruin another Saturday! For this week’s installment, let’s take a little Polynesian vacation. So, which is the sex toy and which is the dog toy? Option A Option B Apparently nothing is...
View ArticleSex Toy or Dog Toy Saturday: The Grinch Edition
Ho, Ho, Ho…ly crap. Ready for us to ruin your Christmas? You know how this game works by now. Which of the following toys gets off Mrs. Claus and which is meant for your dog’s paws? Option A Option...
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Ready for the last Sex Toy Saturday of 2013? No? Too bad. Ok kids, which one of these festive toys is more for Fido and which one is more for Fetishists? Option A Option B If you guessed Option A...
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It’s Saturday. You know what that means. Time to make you really uncomfortable yet again. So minions, which of the following belongs in your dog’s mouth and which belongs in your….erm….purse?...
View ArticleSex Toy or Dog Toy Saturday: Coochie & The Blowfish Edition
There are so many awkward jokes we could make here, but we’ll spare you since we’re feeling charitable. So minions, which one of these fish is the PG-finding Nemo dog toy and which is better suited...
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Have we mentioned how much we love our minions? Why, you ask? Because they now send us pictures of questionable dog toys and tell us they thought of us. We’ll take that as a compliment. We think....
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I scream…you scream…we all scream for ice cream… School may be out for summer, but it’s pop quiz time! Ok minions….Your goal is to guess for each of the three pictures whether they are a dog toy or a...
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Which is a cactus meant for your pooch and which is a cocktus meant for your….yeah…. A) B) So even though option A appears to have double-prick action, it is indeed a dog toy, meaning...
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We’ve been slacking on Sex Toy or Dog Toy shenanigans, we know. We would like to report that it’s because we’ve been getting so much action in our personal lives that we needn’t write about such...
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We haven’t ruined your Saturday in a while. Let’s change that. For today’s installment, we’ve found some adorable critters for your enjoyment. And yes, one of them is actually for *that” type of...
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